I opened the box and cut the bag in two (there were four of them) and glanced over the directions (this shouldn’t affect my masculinity because I didn’t follow them, so there!)
Truck Stop
The guy behind the counter asked me “What can I do for you, Buddy?” Wow, I was a GOD! I was in a truck stop and being called buddy.
New Clothes and a Haircut
Amazing stuff we let people do when we pay them. Some guy was running a tape measure over various parts of my body, squaring my shoulders, pulling on my pants and jacket, and nearly holding my hand…