I cut out a little early yesterday – went and played golf with my Dad. I was running a little late, so of course, I got stuck behind a school bus!
It makes no difference that yesterday was in the middle of July, there was this school bus… empty… running around the roads at about 15mph and not letting anyone by.
I should have taken this as a hint as to how my game was going to go!
I was looking great, people were asking about my form – saying to themselves “this guy’s going pro”.
Then some little old guy yelled from this little shed on the first hole – “If you don’t tee off, I’m going to show you a new way to hold that club!” I responded, of course, by just hitting the ball about 20 feet. I then quickly walked away. It’s amazing how little things can shake your game. It was all downhill from there.
The Disk Space Conservation Society was having a charity tournament out there, Jack Nicholas was making a guest appearance. I stopped and said Hi. They frisked me. I’m supposed to tell you to erase these off the server like always – just hit that little delete key.
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