Good Morning… Afternoon or Whatever,
Welcome to Friday’s Funnies, The Extravaganza (do I sound like a car salesman?). I won’t promise that every Friday will be like this, but today is.
Today I’m trying out some new technology: I have crossed deserts, ate desserts (or visa-versa), swam oceans, moved mountains, drank many beers, (some of them were warm, the general idea I’m trying to impress you with is the great hardship, so there, I said it!) to look for a way to include the toons in the page for those who are still having problems viewing them (Hello, Katherine!).
Finally, I just went over and asked Rebecca. So if you still can’t see them -OPEN YOUR EYES!
Wow, I think I just cured a form of blindness, is that enough to call it a day?
The trick is, I had to go before a special subcommittee of the Disk Space Conservation Society. The hearings were long, but after I promised the DSCS you WOULD ERASE THESE WHEN YOUR DONE LOOKING AT THEM, they let me go with some light torture (see the warm beer comment above).
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(Pat McCollums picked these off the net )
Top ten signs you won’t be Qualifying for the us olympic team
10. Keep accidentally burning your wrestling opponent with your cigarette
9. you need advanced pulley system to get over the hurdles
8. when you hear the starter pistol, you ball up like a frightened armadillo
7. to get you to the trials, firemen had to remove the side of your house
6. when you started running the 100 meter dash, Bob Dole was still in high school
5. Boxing opponents keep getting their gloves stuck in your stomach
4. You train by standing in front of the mirror, trying to smile like Mary Lou Retton
3. “Being 35 and still living at home with your parents” is not yet an olympic sport
2. When your relay partner tries to take the baton, you shout, “Screw you!!– Get your own damn stick
1. Can’t get your ass through the parallel bars