The Disc Space Conservation Society raided my house last night.
Apparently, some of you haven’t been erasing these off the server. They forced me to eat pizza (mushrooms) and drink some beer. Oh, the humanity!
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Things George Washington Would Say If He Were Alive Today
As presented on the July 1, 1994 (7/1/94) broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. “Hey, that Donahue guy stole my wig!”
9. “You need some I.D.? How ’bout this dollar?”
8. “I’m on the single and that fat kite-flying weasel Ben Franklin is on the hundred?”
7. “Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett?”
6. “No, I’m not Barbara Bush.”
5. “I’m the first president of the U.S.; what do you mean I can’t get Streisand tickets?”
4. “Did you see `Seinfeld’ last night? That Kramer is a riot!”
3. “Ben Franklin? Gay.”
2. “Would you please get your hands off Martha, Mr. Barker?”
1. “My god — Sam Dondaldson is annoying!”